It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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