i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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