So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
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When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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