What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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