You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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