And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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