420 ftw
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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