Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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