these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
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