This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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