Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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