what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
he was CRYING into my vagina
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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