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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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