she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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