i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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