If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Randomize
