omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
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