Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
So. Much. Porn.
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