Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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