You can't motorboat a personality
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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