im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
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We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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