If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I FOUND THE LEGS
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