Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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