Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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