You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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