you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
Randomize
