I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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