That's intense
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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