I heard we made out
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Pants are for mortals
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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