FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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