There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
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