I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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