Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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