Do vagina's smell?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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