This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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