Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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