is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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