What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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