We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I want to be your penis for a week.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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