They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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