If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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