At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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