were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
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