in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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