Well douche your snatch and let's go!
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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