he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
there is glitter all over my balls
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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