My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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