shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Do vagina's smell?
Farmville is her only friend.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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