Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Randomize
