So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
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