Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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