She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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